Tag: seniors
member name: J R B.
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July 04, 2008 11:57 AM EDT --
Two elderly women were fussing about their husbands over tea one day.
"I do wish my Leroy would stop biting his nails. That makes me terribly nervous!" the first one said.
"Oh, . . .
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August 04, 2008 12:30 PM EDT --
A n elderly man on a Moped,
Looking about 100 years old,
Pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.
The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, . . .
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March 15, 2008 11:11 AM EDT --
http://www.chumfm.com/
MorningShow/bits/march24.swf
You've gotta listen to this!!!!!
This accident happened in the Dallas-Ft. Worth area. . . .
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March 17, 2008 12:53 PM EDT --
No one believes seniors . . everyone thinks they are senile.
An Elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts . . .
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March 15, 2008 12:08 PM EDT --
PERKS OF BEING OVER 60
1. Kidnappers are not very interested
in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be . . .
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May 25, 2008 10:08 PM EDT --
The Senior Center has asked the seniors who ride the bus for $2.00 a day. The seniors go to eat at the senior center five days a week. Donations for the meal is $2.00 a day. The seniors have said they . . .
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July 17, 2008 12:08 PM EDT --
'Geezers' are easy to spot: At sporting events, during the playing of the Star Spangled BANNER. Old Geezers remove their caps and stand at attention and sing without embarrassment. They know . . .
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October 27, 2007 02:12 PM EDT --
1. In the 1940's, where were automobile headlight dimmer switches located?
a. On the floor shift knob
b. On the floor board, to the left of the clutch
c. Next to the horn
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October 29, 2007 01:25 PM EDT --
http://www.royrogers.com/roy_rogers_bio.html
This is a brief of his children:
Roy married Arlene 1936
1939 adopted Cheryl Darlene from Hope Cottage, Dallas Tx
1942 Linda Lou was born . . .
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December 13, 2007 04:13 PM EST --
Tough Job
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior
high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and
contentment. Then a new school . . .
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December 13, 2007 04:52 PM EST --
MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE.....
A new sign in the Bank lobby reads:
'Please note that this Bank is installing new
drive-through ATM machines enabling customers
to withdraw . . .
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December 29, 2007 08:37 PM EST --
AP Fri Dec 28, 8:22 PM ET
Brownville, Texas
She waited on him for seven years.
To her surprise he left her his money and car.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071229/ap_on_fe_st/odd_posthumous . . .
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January 22, 2008 02:54 PM EST --
Michael, {changed name} told me that his RV that he lives in was leaking. His neighbors got a tarp and put over the roof for him. Michael is handicapped now. When he was able, he would help others. . . .
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November 13, 2007 08:19 AM EST --
I woke up in pain. Looked at the clock, 3:30 AM Saturday. Tried to move my foot, pain
jumped at me. Had to make the bathroom which is 4 steps away. Pulling myself along
holding on to nightstand . . .
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November 21, 2007 11:13 PM EST --
A very self-important college freshman attending
a recent football game, took it upon himself
to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to
him why it was . . .
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November 26, 2007 06:11 PM EST --
A frail old man went to live with his son,
daughter- in-law, and four-year old grandson.
The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight
was blurred, and his step faltered. The family
ate . . .
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January 15, 2008 07:06 PM EST --
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new
Corvette convertible out of the dealership.
Taking off down the road, he floored it to
80 mph, . . .
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November 26, 2007 05:28 PM EST --
I have a friend who is president of his homeowners
association in the Dallas, Texas suburbs.
They were having a terrible problem with litter near
some of his association's . . .
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February 18, 2008 03:47 PM EST --
This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen
submitted to Walmart in Arkansas . They hired him because he
was so funny.....
NAME: Kenneth . . .
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April 27, 2008 10:56 PM EDT --
Three old ladies were sitting side
by side on patio chairs at their
Orlando retirement home reminiscing.
The first lady recalled from years past
shopping at the local Piggly . . .
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