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member name: J R B.
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August 23, 2007 12:23 PM EDT --
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down . . .
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September 16, 2008 08:19 PM EDT --
FDIC doesn't exist
This is frightening.
This is scary. My friends are
counting on FDIC.
FDIC does not exist.
I always believed the signs
hung . . .
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August 23, 2007 12:30 PM EDT --
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers,
"Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got . . .
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August 18, 2007 02:53 PM EDT --
A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's
a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.
So she peels it off and starts screaming,
"I've won a motorhome! . . .
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August 23, 2007 12:18 PM EDT --
Two fellows grew up in the mountains, and when they were grown, one of them said he was going up North to seek his fortune. The other one said he'd stay home and look after the farm and their parents. . . .
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August 27, 2007 03:37 PM EDT --
WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE, I'M BROKE!
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man
carrying a vacuum cleaner.
'Good morning,' . . .
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August 20, 2007 09:33 AM EDT --
This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest. Charlotte , North Carolina
A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then . . .
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August 21, 2007 10:40 AM EDT --
A corporate Attorney recently sent this out to employees.
Next time you order checks..... Have your first and middle initials and your last name on your checks. Thieves do not know how you sign your checks. . . .
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August 21, 2007 11:04 AM EDT --
A beautiful woman loved growing vegetables, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red.
One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most . . .
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August 22, 2007 12:33 PM EDT --
"How long have you been driving without a tail light?" asked the policeman after pulling over a motorist.
The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car, and gave a long, painful . . .
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September 30, 2007 11:22 PM EDT --
I CHECKED THIS OUT AT SNOPES.COM, YOU MIGHT WANT TO READ ABOUT IT ALSO. HERE IS THE WEB SITE: http://www.snopes.com/medical/potables/walmart.asp
WAL-MART MILK
Subject: Just in case any of you shop . . .
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August 14, 2007 04:54 PM EDT --
Why is it that congressmen have a filtered water system removing floride from their drinking water?
Your opinions needed.
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August 18, 2007 02:08 PM EDT --
Butte Montana shotgun preteen vs. illegal alien home invaders
NRA files Butte Montana November 5, 2006
Home invasion gone wrong for criminals.
Two illegal aliens, (AKA undocumented guest workers) . . .
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September 04, 2007 08:56 PM EDT --
Whitehouse Etiquette
President Calvin Coolidge once invited friends from his hometown to dine at the White House. Worried about their table manners, the guests decided to do everything that Coolidge did. . . .
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August 23, 2007 07:24 PM EDT --
By PHILIP ELLIOTT
HANOVER, N.H. (AP) - Presidential hopeful John Edwards said Thursday the Washington establishment is corrupt and suggested - without mentioning her by name - that rival Hillary Rodham . . .
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August 29, 2007 09:15 AM EDT --
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe . . .
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August 29, 2007 11:37 PM EDT --
REMINDER....8 days from today, all cell phone numbers are being released to telemarketing companies and you will start to receive sale calls.
YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS
To prevent this, . . .
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September 15, 2007 04:12 PM EDT --
GRANDMOTHER
When a grandmother was in her late eighties, she decided to move to Israel. As part of the preparations, she went to see her doctor and get all her charts.
The doctor asked her how . . .
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September 25, 2007 01:29 PM EDT --
Norristown, Pennsylvania was a quiet little town, nothing bad
ever seemed to happen. Except way back, when 6 boys were found
hanging from a tree. They named the woods, "6 boys woods". . . .
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September 25, 2007 03:22 PM EDT --
This may not be amazing to you, but this was the first rain this year for me. It kept raining and all thru the nite and the next day. Our roads got flooded as the land could not dispose of all the water . . .
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