Tag: people
member name: J R B.
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December 04, 2007 12:31 PM EST --
Theodore Roosevelt's ideas on Immigrants and being an AMERICAN in 1907.
"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates . . .
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August 10, 2008 02:16 PM EDT --
In a small Texas town, a new bar/tavern started a building to open up his business. The local Baptist church began a campaign of petitions and prayers to block the bar from opening.
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August 11, 2008 01:51 PM EDT --
There are a half million caskets sitting in Atlanta, Georgia. Why? Atlanta airports can deliver the caskets anywhere quickly.
Now don't you wonder what they are there for? The . . .
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August 14, 2007 10:02 PM EDT --
Crawford, Texas - A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President Bush.
The flood began in the Presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept.
Both . . .
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August 16, 2007 08:49 AM EDT --
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.
He inquired, "Where have you been?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards . . .
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August 20, 2007 09:33 AM EDT --
This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest. Charlotte , North Carolina
A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then . . .
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August 20, 2007 10:01 AM EDT --
My blonde girlfriend from Texas called me as she was driving to an appointment.
She arrived and I could tell from her voice that she was getting frustrated. Finally, she said, "I . . .
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August 22, 2007 12:52 PM EDT --
The Smith's were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower. They had included Senators and Wall Street wizards.
They decided to compile a family history, . . .
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August 23, 2007 12:18 PM EDT --
Two fellows grew up in the mountains, and when they were grown, one of them said he was going up North to seek his fortune. The other one said he'd stay home and look after the farm and their parents. . . .
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August 23, 2007 12:23 PM EDT --
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down . . .
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August 23, 2007 12:30 PM EDT --
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers,
"Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got . . .
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August 27, 2007 03:37 PM EDT --
WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE, I'M BROKE!
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man
carrying a vacuum cleaner.
'Good morning,' . . .
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August 27, 2007 03:42 PM EDT --
The Logical Conclusion??
Two old farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar,
drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going
through . . .
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October 02, 2007 03:52 PM EDT --
How many words end with ly? List up to five each.
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October 15, 2007 03:43 PM EDT --
FROM A CANADIAN CITIZEN WHO
LIVES IN THE SYSTEM..........
Hey Guys
I saw on the news up here in Canada where Hillary Clinton introduced her new health care plan. Something similar to what we have . . .
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August 21, 2007 11:04 AM EDT --
A beautiful woman loved growing vegetables, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red.
One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most . . .
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August 22, 2007 12:33 PM EDT --
"How long have you been driving without a tail light?" asked the policeman after pulling over a motorist.
The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car, and gave a long, painful . . .
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August 14, 2007 04:54 PM EDT --
Why is it that congressmen have a filtered water system removing floride from their drinking water?
Your opinions needed.
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March 25, 2008 04:40 PM EDT --
CURTAIN RODS----
The soon-to-be divorced wife spent the first day packing
her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the
second day, she had . . .
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May 14, 2008 01:14 PM EDT --
A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. . . .
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