Tag: jokes
member name: J R B.
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August 14, 2007 10:02 PM EDT --
Crawford, Texas - A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President Bush.
The flood began in the Presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept.
Both . . .
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August 16, 2007 08:49 AM EDT --
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.
He inquired, "Where have you been?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards . . .
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August 18, 2007 02:53 PM EDT --
A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's
a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.
So she peels it off and starts screaming,
"I've won a motorhome! . . .
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August 20, 2007 09:33 AM EDT --
This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest. Charlotte , North Carolina
A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then . . .
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August 20, 2007 10:01 AM EDT --
My blonde girlfriend from Texas called me as she was driving to an appointment.
She arrived and I could tell from her voice that she was getting frustrated. Finally, she said, "I . . .
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August 22, 2007 12:52 PM EDT --
The Smith's were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower. They had included Senators and Wall Street wizards.
They decided to compile a family history, . . .
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August 23, 2007 12:18 PM EDT --
Two fellows grew up in the mountains, and when they were grown, one of them said he was going up North to seek his fortune. The other one said he'd stay home and look after the farm and their parents. . . .
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August 23, 2007 12:23 PM EDT --
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down . . .
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August 23, 2007 12:30 PM EDT --
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers,
"Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got . . .
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August 27, 2007 03:37 PM EDT --
WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE, I'M BROKE!
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man
carrying a vacuum cleaner.
'Good morning,' . . .
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August 27, 2007 03:42 PM EDT --
The Logical Conclusion??
Two old farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar,
drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going
through . . .
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August 21, 2007 11:04 AM EDT --
A beautiful woman loved growing vegetables, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red.
One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most . . .
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August 22, 2007 12:33 PM EDT --
"How long have you been driving without a tail light?" asked the policeman after pulling over a motorist.
The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car, and gave a long, painful . . .
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May 10, 2008 01:06 PM EDT --
Christopher's class was having an English
lesson, and the teacher called on Christopher
to recite a sentence with a direct object.
Christopher stood and thought, then said, . . .
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May 17, 2008 11:58 AM EDT --
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was . . .
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August 20, 2008 06:54 PM EDT --
a little fun with the olympics
to help you get into the Olympic mood; this is not only funny but the guy is good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YouTube - 1988 Paul Hunt gymnastics . . .
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August 26, 2007 08:43 AM EDT --
A little girl walked to and from school daily. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made her daily trek to the elementary school. As the afternoon progressed, the . . .
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August 18, 2007 03:28 PM EDT --
The couple were 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years.. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies.
Though not young, they were both in very . . .
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August 18, 2007 04:29 PM EDT --
Oh Man I'm Tired
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every . . .
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October 15, 2007 03:23 PM EDT --
No Answer
A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the . . .
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