Tag: jokes
member name: J R B.
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August 20, 2008 06:54 PM EDT --
a little fun with the olympics
to help you get into the Olympic mood; this is not only funny but the guy is good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YouTube - 1988 Paul Hunt gymnastics . . .
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August 23, 2007 12:23 PM EDT --
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down . . .
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November 09, 2007 02:57 PM EST --
Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her
rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would
have it, an Exxon Gasoline station was just a block . . .
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January 26, 2008 12:03 PM EST --
Is it just me or does anyone else find it absolutely
amazing that the U.S government can track a cow
born in Canada almost three years ago,right to the
stall where she sleeps in . . .
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May 10, 2008 01:06 PM EDT --
Christopher's class was having an English
lesson, and the teacher called on Christopher
to recite a sentence with a direct object.
Christopher stood and thought, then said, . . .
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May 17, 2008 11:58 AM EDT --
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was . . .
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November 29, 2008 10:35 AM EST --
DID NOAH FISH?
A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think
Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?"
"No," replied Johnny. "How could he, with . . .
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March 15, 2008 11:11 AM EDT --
http://www.chumfm.com/
MorningShow/bits/march24.swf
You've gotta listen to this!!!!!
This accident happened in the Dallas-Ft. Worth area. . . .
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August 23, 2007 12:30 PM EDT --
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers,
"Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got . . .
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March 17, 2008 12:53 PM EDT --
No one believes seniors . . everyone thinks they are senile.
An Elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts . . .
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August 18, 2007 02:53 PM EDT --
A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's
a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.
So she peels it off and starts screaming,
"I've won a motorhome! . . .
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August 20, 2007 10:01 AM EDT --
My blonde girlfriend from Texas called me as she was driving to an appointment.
She arrived and I could tell from her voice that she was getting frustrated. Finally, she said, "I . . .
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August 22, 2007 12:52 PM EDT --
The Smith's were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower. They had included Senators and Wall Street wizards.
They decided to compile a family history, . . .
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August 23, 2007 12:18 PM EDT --
Two fellows grew up in the mountains, and when they were grown, one of them said he was going up North to seek his fortune. The other one said he'd stay home and look after the farm and their parents. . . .
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August 27, 2007 03:37 PM EDT --
WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE, I'M BROKE!
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man
carrying a vacuum cleaner.
'Good morning,' . . .
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August 27, 2007 03:42 PM EDT --
The Logical Conclusion??
Two old farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar,
drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going
through . . .
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October 12, 2007 11:23 AM EDT --
Dear Walt: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my . . .
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August 14, 2007 10:02 PM EDT --
Crawford, Texas - A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President Bush.
The flood began in the Presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept.
Both . . .
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August 20, 2007 09:33 AM EDT --
This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest. Charlotte , North Carolina
A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then . . .
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August 21, 2007 11:04 AM EDT --
A beautiful woman loved growing vegetables, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red.
One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most . . .
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