Tag: humor
member name: J R B.
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September 22, 2008 10:45 PM EDT --
"COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT"
You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. . . .
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March 25, 2008 04:40 PM EDT --
CURTAIN RODS----
The soon-to-be divorced wife spent the first day packing
her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the
second day, she had . . .
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May 10, 2008 01:06 PM EDT --
Christopher's class was having an English
lesson, and the teacher called on Christopher
to recite a sentence with a direct object.
Christopher stood and thought, then said, . . .
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May 14, 2008 01:14 PM EDT --
A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. . . .
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June 02, 2008 09:07 AM EDT --
Live and Learn
Psychiatry students were in their Emotional Extremes class. "Let's set some parameters," the professor said. "What's the opposite of joy?" he asked one student. . . .
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June 06, 2008 01:07 PM EDT --
John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets', and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs.
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June 09, 2008 09:54 PM EDT --
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called
Richard, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom
looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come
over.
Richard clicked a couple . . .
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June 20, 2008 12:31 PM EDT --
Mother Superior called all the nuns
together and said to them,
'I must tell you all something. We
have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.'
'Thank . . .
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July 07, 2008 11:56 PM EDT --
Ray & Bubba
(Georgia mechanical engineers)
were standing at the base
of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and
asked what they were
doing.
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June 09, 2008 12:48 PM EDT --
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Richard, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.
Richard clicked . . .
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July 09, 2008 08:53 PM EDT --
At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned.
One soldier mused, . . .
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April 19, 2008 08:43 PM EDT --
Making Cents of Football Cletus took
Maynard to his first football game. They
had great seats right behind their team's
Bench. After the game, Cletus asked
Maynard how he liked . . .
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December 18, 2008 12:33 AM EST --
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started.
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January 03, 2008 10:48 PM EST --
T his is something to think about when
negative people are doing their best to
rain on your parade. So remember this
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January 06, 2008 11:59 PM EST --
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET
12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She
noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She
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January 08, 2008 09:36 PM EST --
Urine Test
I DON'T HAVE TO PASS A URINE TEST
FOR MY JOB ..BUT I AGREE 100%
Like a lot of folks in this state, I have
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January 09, 2008 05:07 PM EST --
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the
neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
A penny saved is a government oversight. . . .
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January 10, 2008 02:13 PM EST --
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others
your own age and thinking, 'SurelyI I can't look
that old' .
My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the
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January 25, 2008 03:13 AM EST --
IN PASSING
A man who had just spent megabucks
on a skydiving class dove out of the
airplane and pulled the ripcord. The
chute emerged, but it was tangled. So,
he . . .
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January 29, 2008 01:47 PM EST --
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that, they don't sell rectum deodorant . . .
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