Tag: family
member name: J R B.
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August 08, 2008 10:05 PM EDT --
THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD!!!
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with . . .
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August 11, 2008 01:51 PM EDT --
There are a half million caskets sitting in Atlanta, Georgia. Why? Atlanta airports can deliver the caskets anywhere quickly.
Now don't you wonder what they are there for? The . . .
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August 14, 2007 10:02 PM EDT --
Crawford, Texas - A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President Bush.
The flood began in the Presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept.
Both . . .
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August 16, 2007 08:49 AM EDT --
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.
He inquired, "Where have you been?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards . . .
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August 18, 2007 02:53 PM EDT --
A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's
a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.
So she peels it off and starts screaming,
"I've won a motorhome! . . .
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August 20, 2007 09:33 AM EDT --
This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest. Charlotte , North Carolina
A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then . . .
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August 20, 2007 10:01 AM EDT --
My blonde girlfriend from Texas called me as she was driving to an appointment.
She arrived and I could tell from her voice that she was getting frustrated. Finally, she said, "I . . .
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August 23, 2007 12:18 PM EDT --
Two fellows grew up in the mountains, and when they were grown, one of them said he was going up North to seek his fortune. The other one said he'd stay home and look after the farm and their parents. . . .
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August 23, 2007 12:30 PM EDT --
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers,
"Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got . . .
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August 27, 2007 03:37 PM EDT --
WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE, I'M BROKE!
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man
carrying a vacuum cleaner.
'Good morning,' . . .
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August 27, 2007 03:42 PM EDT --
The Logical Conclusion??
Two old farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar,
drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going
through . . .
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October 15, 2007 03:43 PM EDT --
FROM A CANADIAN CITIZEN WHO
LIVES IN THE SYSTEM..........
Hey Guys
I saw on the news up here in Canada where Hillary Clinton introduced her new health care plan. Something similar to what we have . . .
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August 21, 2007 11:04 AM EDT --
A beautiful woman loved growing vegetables, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red.
One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most . . .
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August 22, 2007 12:33 PM EDT --
"How long have you been driving without a tail light?" asked the policeman after pulling over a motorist.
The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car, and gave a long, painful . . .
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August 14, 2007 04:54 PM EDT --
Why is it that congressmen have a filtered water system removing floride from their drinking water?
Your opinions needed.
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July 30, 2008 06:39 PM EDT --
My friend, Gene #8, was a divorced mother of three. She had a nice looking home in Danver, Colorado. Her ex husband and his new wife lived a block away. Gene worked with me. She was friendly, outgoing . . .
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September 18, 2008 06:03 PM EDT --
At the end of their first date, a young man takes the girl back to her home.
Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first kiss. With an air of confidence, he . . .
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November 25, 2008 08:54 PM EST --
Thanksgiving is a fun day,
with family and friends.
What fun are you planning
for the day?
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June 07, 2008 09:00 AM EDT --
Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child.
The winner was :
A four-year-old . . .
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August 09, 2008 12:06 PM EDT --
I once knew a man named Jim with a silver tongue, just like Obama. He could sell anything. He got a job as a car salesman.,he made good money. This was great for a while. As Ihis wife . . .
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