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member name: J R B.
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August 23, 2007 12:23 PM EDT --
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down . . .
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October 15, 2007 03:43 PM EDT --
FROM A CANADIAN CITIZEN WHO
LIVES IN THE SYSTEM..........
Hey Guys
I saw on the news up here in Canada where Hillary Clinton introduced her new health care plan. Something similar to what we have . . .
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August 23, 2007 12:30 PM EDT --
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers,
"Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got . . .
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August 18, 2007 02:53 PM EDT --
A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's
a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.
So she peels it off and starts screaming,
"I've won a motorhome! . . .
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August 20, 2007 10:01 AM EDT --
My blonde girlfriend from Texas called me as she was driving to an appointment.
She arrived and I could tell from her voice that she was getting frustrated. Finally, she said, "I . . .
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August 22, 2007 12:52 PM EDT --
The Smith's were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower. They had included Senators and Wall Street wizards.
They decided to compile a family history, . . .
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August 23, 2007 12:18 PM EDT --
Two fellows grew up in the mountains, and when they were grown, one of them said he was going up North to seek his fortune. The other one said he'd stay home and look after the farm and their parents. . . .
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August 27, 2007 03:37 PM EDT --
WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE, I'M BROKE!
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man
carrying a vacuum cleaner.
'Good morning,' . . .
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August 27, 2007 03:42 PM EDT --
The Logical Conclusion??
Two old farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar,
drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going
through . . .
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October 02, 2007 03:52 PM EDT --
How many words end with ly? List up to five each.
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October 12, 2007 11:23 AM EDT --
Dear Walt: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my . . .
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August 20, 2007 09:33 AM EDT --
This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest. Charlotte , North Carolina
A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then . . .
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August 21, 2007 10:40 AM EDT --
A corporate Attorney recently sent this out to employees.
Next time you order checks..... Have your first and middle initials and your last name on your checks. Thieves do not know how you sign your checks. . . .
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August 21, 2007 11:04 AM EDT --
A beautiful woman loved growing vegetables, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red.
One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most . . .
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August 22, 2007 12:33 PM EDT --
"How long have you been driving without a tail light?" asked the policeman after pulling over a motorist.
The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car, and gave a long, painful . . .
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September 30, 2007 11:22 PM EDT --
I CHECKED THIS OUT AT SNOPES.COM, YOU MIGHT WANT TO READ ABOUT IT ALSO. HERE IS THE WEB SITE: http://www.snopes.com/medical/potables/walmart.asp
WAL-MART MILK
Subject: Just in case any of you shop . . .
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October 20, 2007 12:13 PM EDT --
The US Postal service sent out a message to all letter carriers to put a sheet of Bounce in their uniform pockets to keep yellow-jackets away. Use them all the time when playing baseball and soccer. It . . .
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October 23, 2007 12:41 PM EDT --
No thorough audits have been done on the previous giveaway monies.
A review of DynCorp’s spending over the past year identified $29 million in overcharges by DynCorp, including . . .
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August 14, 2007 04:54 PM EDT --
Why is it that congressmen have a filtered water system removing floride from their drinking water?
Your opinions needed.
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August 18, 2007 02:08 PM EDT --
Butte Montana shotgun preteen vs. illegal alien home invaders
NRA files Butte Montana November 5, 2006
Home invasion gone wrong for criminals.
Two illegal aliens, (AKA undocumented guest workers) . . .
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