Tag: education
member name: J R B.
|
August 14, 2007 10:02 PM EDT --
Crawford, Texas - A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President Bush.
The flood began in the Presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept.
Both . . .
more
|
|
August 16, 2007 08:49 AM EDT --
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.
He inquired, "Where have you been?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards . . .
more
|
|
August 14, 2007 04:54 PM EDT --
Why is it that congressmen have a filtered water system removing floride from their drinking water?
Your opinions needed.
more
|
|
August 14, 2007 03:41 PM EDT --
Our Senators and Representatives have voted themselves a cushy pension for four years work. Serve one term and retire for life.
We, peasants, the taxpayers,must work at least twenty years in order to . . .
more
|
|
August 21, 2007 10:40 AM EDT --
A corporate Attorney recently sent this out to employees.
Next time you order checks..... Have your first and middle initials and your last name on your checks. Thieves do not know how you sign your checks. . . .
more
|
|
August 21, 2007 10:51 AM EDT --
One day I decided to quit. I quit my job, my relationships, my spirituality. I wanted to quit my life.
I went to the woods to have one last talk with God.
"God", I said. . . .
more
|
|
October 25, 2007 09:11 AM EDT --
A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got talking at a reunion and decided to go visit their old university professor, now retired.
During their visit, conversation soon turned . . .
more
|
|
February 08, 2008 11:33 AM EST --
Grapevine, TX has mandatory Spanish classes for fifth graders.@ Grapevine - Coleyville's Timberline Elementary school.
http://www.nbc5i.com/family/15239165/detail.html
more
|
|
August 10, 2007 04:24 AM EDT --
All Seniors Aren't Senile!
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday eveningwith a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for . . .
more
|
|
August 10, 2007 10:27 PM EDT --
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. . . .
more
|
|
August 14, 2007 03:00 PM EDT --
A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. . . .
more
|
|
July 30, 2007 03:05 AM EDT --
THE LAW IS THE LAW
So if the US government determines that it is
against the law for the words "under God" to be on our money,
then, so be it.
And if that same government decides that the "Ten . . .
more
|
|
September 09, 2007 08:34 AM EDT --
The Spanish Lesson
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House' for instance, is feminine: . . .
more
|
|
September 09, 2007 09:05 AM EDT --
Service
At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word "service."
"It's the act of doing things for other people."
Then I heard these terms which . . .
more
|
|
September 10, 2007 01:05 PM EDT --
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/09/10/us/10prison.html?ei=5089&en=caca151664e8c337&ex
=1347076800&partner=rssyahoo&emc=rss&pagewanted=print
By LAURIE GOODSTEIN
Behind the walls . . .
more
|
|
August 14, 2007 03:45 PM EDT --
March 6, 1836
On that fateful day, Davy Crockett woke up and walked from his bunk on the
floor of the Alamo up to the observation post on the west wall. William B.
Travis and Jim Bowie were up there already. . . .
more
|
|
July 29, 2007 10:44 PM EDT --
I heard Dr, Leonard Horowitz on TV. He spoke of our country's goal to cut the population in half {without eliminating illegals}. They started with innoculations to gay men with the Aids virus. Now . . .
more
|
|
August 12, 2007 12:44 AM EDT --
when I received this I checked it out on Snopes.com (U.N. Votes in the search box) and was surprised that not only is this true....if you read their research its even WORSE than what is in this e-mail...A. . . .
more
|
|
|
|
